About Us

You might ask, “Who the hell are these people?”

Here’s what we’re not:

  • We have no old, voluminous book that you’re required to read, memorize, recite or even own and pretend that you read.
  • We have no formal services to attend. On Sunday, and every other day you are free to do whatever the hell you want. So,  you can have your weekends back.
  • We have no hymns, chants, prayers, gospel choirs, children’s choirs, bell choirs, or other off-key crap that make you  contemplate if it’s too late to tell Judith that she’s tone deaf.
  • With no mandatory services, we’re also free of foul smelling odors. No incense, no smoke, no candles, no old people beside you in the pew.