About Us
You might ask, “Who the hell are these people?”
Here’s what we’re not:
- We have no old, voluminous book that you’re required to read, memorize, recite or even own and pretend that you read.
- We have no formal services to attend. On Sunday, and every other day you are free to do whatever the hell you want. So, you can have your weekends back.
- We have no hymns, chants, prayers, gospel choirs, children’s choirs, bell choirs, or other off-key crap that make you contemplate if it’s too late to tell Judith that she’s tone deaf.
- With no mandatory services, we’re also free of foul smelling odors. No incense, no smoke, no candles, no old people beside you in the pew.